[Jaclyn]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:01:37 pm #7650

@Jac


So here are my questions!
if there was one “game move” you made that you’d like to take back, what will it be and why?

Sorry Val, thought you were referring to the one about Disney princess.
Didnt see that question since it wasn't spaced out lol

[Dale]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:01:56 pm #7652 Sorry for the late reply, my computer is deciding to crash randomly.

[Val]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:02:32 pm #7653

Which Disney princess do you think will do an awesome job of putting back together Humpty Dumpty? Why? And how does that particular Disney Princess resonate the way you played this game?

If you were in the Jury and it was an F2 between the people youre sitting with, who would you give your vote to and why?
if there was one “game move” you made that you’d like to take back, what will it be and why?

Would you kiss Dan or would you rather kiss Dan instead? :P

Good luck to the three of you!!

1. Fuck man, Disney isn't my thing but I'm gonna go with Zootopia because I love that movie. I'd say my game was similiar to Nick Wilde, the fox. Throughout the movie, he is considered to be this evil fox who doesn't care about anyone but himself. Later on it is revealed that he is an incredible friend and loyal ally. I think a lot of people on the jury forget that I made sure to talk and try and bond with every single one of you. If you had a concern or problem in your life, I was there to talk to you with it.

2. I would give my vote to Jaclyn because Val's game was too all over the place. SHe wanted to make a move, wanted to make a flip, wanted to do this and that but never did anything. Jaclyn at least had a plan and stuck to it.

3. Trusting you and Drew to vote out Val the night Dan went home. That created mistrust between me and you Reed, someone who I really enjoyed talking to. And I guess I would have kept my mouth shut at tribal more often.

4. I'd make out with Dan's chest hair.

Thanks Reed, really glad to see you cheerful about this and not incredibly bitter. Wish our games didn't collide at the end but at least it was a fun time. After you went home, the game became pretty dull.

I assume they're saying they're not voting for me because Nad said I had a good shot. Anyway. I never once flipped. Sorry Dude. You can't call it a flip if people have come for you first. I was proactive and don't forget turnabout is fair play.

[Dale]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:04:18 pm #7655

Which Disney princess do you think will do an awesome job of putting back together Humpty Dumpty? Why? And how does that particular Disney Princess resonate the way you played this game?

If you were in the Jury and it was an F2 between the people youre sitting with, who would you give your vote to and why?
if there was one “game move” you made that you’d like to take back, what will it be and why?

Would you kiss Dan or would you rather kiss Dan instead? :P

Good luck to the three of you!!

1. Fuck man, Disney isn't my thing but I'm gonna go with Zootopia because I love that movie. I'd say my game was similiar to Nick Wilde, the fox. Throughout the movie, he is considered to be this evil fox who doesn't care about anyone but himself. Later on it is revealed that he is an incredible friend and loyal ally. I think a lot of people on the jury forget that I made sure to talk and try and bond with every single one of you. If you had a concern or problem in your life, I was there to talk to you with it.

2. I would give my vote to Jaclyn because Val's game was too all over the place. SHe wanted to make a move, wanted to make a flip, wanted to do this and that but never did anything. Jaclyn at least had a plan and stuck to it.

3. Trusting you and Drew to vote out Val the night Dan went home. That created mistrust between me and you Reed, someone who I really enjoyed talking to. And I guess I would have kept my mouth shut at tribal more often.

4. I'd make out with Dan's chest hair.

Thanks Reed, really glad to see you cheerful about this and not incredibly bitter. Wish our games didn't collide at the end but at least it was a fun time. After you went home, the game became pretty dull.

I assume they're saying they're not voting for me because Nad said I had a good shot. Anyway. I never once flipped. Sorry Dude. You can't call it a flip if people have come for you first. I was proactive and don't forget turnabout is fair play.

I said you wanted to flip. You wanted to make moves but never did. I was the opposite. When I wanted you gone, I voted you, when I wanted Jenn gone I voted her. When I wanted Drew gone, I voted him.

[Jeff Probst]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:04:20 pm #7656 Joaquin, you're up

[Joaquin]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:04:41 pm #7657 Hello all!

I'm not going to sit here and lecture/berate you all since others would probably do a better job than me of that (and have).

First of all, I hope I can speak for all of us and thank Probst. I'd give you my vote if I could. We messaged a lot and even though we might have our disagreements on what makes someone a great Survivor player, I think you're a hell of a host who cares so much about the product you put out and you absolutely fucking nail it. Well done, and I hope I can help you out some day.

Second, my questions. I can probably speak for most of the jury when I say all of y'allz answers tonight have been decently subpar tonight (I still like y'all as people) and I'm not huge fans of your games. At the same time, I've designed my 2.5 questions to really test your game knowledge and what I believe it means to have great game to be a winner - if you answer these questions the best you've got my vote, for sure. PLEASE ANSWER IN ONLY TWO OR THREE SENTENCES. If you can't answer them that succinctly I'm just gonna assume you're bullshitting to take up space.

1) At what moment in time did I lose the game, and why? This can be when I was voted out, when someone else was voted out, a challenge, a conversation, anything really as long as you back it up.

2) Every Survivor winner has gotten lucky at some point. When were you luckiest, and why?

3) When did you have the most fun during the game?

[Dale]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:09:05 pm #7660

Hello all!

I'm not going to sit here and lecture/berate you all since others would probably do a better job than me of that (and have).

First of all, I hope I can speak for all of us and thank Probst. I'd give you my vote if I could. We messaged a lot and even though we might have our disagreements on what makes someone a great Survivor player, I think you're a hell of a host who cares so much about the product you put out and you absolutely fucking nail it. Well done, and I hope I can help you out some day.

Second, my questions. I can probably speak for most of the jury when I say all of y'allz answers tonight have been decently subpar tonight (I still like y'all as people) and I'm not huge fans of your games. At the same time, I've designed my 2.5 questions to really test your game knowledge and what I believe it means to have great game to be a winner - if you answer these questions the best you've got my vote, for sure. PLEASE ANSWER IN ONLY TWO OR THREE SENTENCES. If you can't answer them that succinctly I'm just gonna assume you're bullshitting to take up space.

1) At what moment in time did I lose the game, and why? This can be when I was voted out, when someone else was voted out, a challenge, a conversation, anything really as long as you back it up.

2) Every Survivor winner has gotten lucky at some point. When were you luckiest, and why?

3) When did you have the most fun during the game?

1. You lost the game around F8 when everyone had your name on their lips as the biggest threat to win this game.

2. I was lucky that I did not end up on a tribe with Missy at the swap. I believe that either me or her would go home that night and considering she was able to vote out Keith first, I might have gone home.

3. I had the most fun at NuYali organizing the Sierra vote. Initially we wanted to vote you out but you ended up winning that immunity.

[Val]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:12:14 pm #7663

Hello all!

I'm not going to sit here and lecture/berate you all since others would probably do a better job than me of that (and have).

First of all, I hope I can speak for all of us and thank Probst. I'd give you my vote if I could. We messaged a lot and even though we might have our disagreements on what makes someone a great Survivor player, I think you're a hell of a host who cares so much about the product you put out and you absolutely fucking nail it. Well done, and I hope I can help you out some day.

Second, my questions. I can probably speak for most of the jury when I say all of y'allz answers tonight have been decently subpar tonight (I still like y'all as people) and I'm not huge fans of your games. At the same time, I've designed my 2.5 questions to really test your game knowledge and what I believe it means to have great game to be a winner - if you answer these questions the best you've got my vote, for sure. PLEASE ANSWER IN ONLY TWO OR THREE SENTENCES. If you can't answer them that succinctly I'm just gonna assume you're bullshitting to take up space.

1) At what moment in time did I lose the game, and why? This can be when I was voted out, when someone else was voted out, a challenge, a conversation, anything really as long as you back it up.

2) Every Survivor winner has gotten lucky at some point. When were you luckiest, and why?

3) When did you have the most fun during the game?

1.) You lost at the swap. The OG Yali there pegged you for the player you were and if you hadn't snatched that immunity at the Greedy "IC," You would have been gone. It was just a waiting game from there.

2.) I got lucky at the at the Swap, too. I had two close allies and they had a close ally in Dale and you guys were a bit messy in giving up your chance for majority.

3. The most fun were the moments right after I won that FIC. I had a few moments like that in this game, but that had this euphoric affect on me that I can't easily describe.

[Jaclyn]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:13:05 pm #7666

Hello all!

I'm not going to sit here and lecture/berate you all since others would probably do a better job than me of that (and have).

First of all, I hope I can speak for all of us and thank Probst. I'd give you my vote if I could. We messaged a lot and even though we might have our disagreements on what makes someone a great Survivor player, I think you're a hell of a host who cares so much about the product you put out and you absolutely fucking nail it. Well done, and I hope I can help you out some day.

Second, my questions. I can probably speak for most of the jury when I say all of y'allz answers tonight have been decently subpar tonight (I still like y'all as people) and I'm not huge fans of your games. At the same time, I've designed my 2.5 questions to really test your game knowledge and what I believe it means to have great game to be a winner - if you answer these questions the best you've got my vote, for sure. PLEASE ANSWER IN ONLY TWO OR THREE SENTENCES. If you can't answer them that succinctly I'm just gonna assume you're bullshitting to take up space.

1) At what moment in time did I lose the game, and why? This can be when I was voted out, when someone else was voted out, a challenge, a conversation, anything really as long as you back it up.

-The moment you lose the game was during that competition pre-merge that went like "if one of your tribe mates posted 'greedy' ya'll going to tribal". This solidified the fact you were intact a strategist and were willing to go to tribal to vote out an enemy or test your alliance's loyalty. Gave you a big bullseye going forward.

2) Every Survivor winner has gotten lucky at some point. When were you luckiest, and why?

-I was really lucky when I was able to send people from my tribe to Asmat during the tribe switch. It allowed me to get rid of people who are hurting my game (Missy, Keith, Drew). Was honestly expecting a random.org-ish way of mixing the tribes up.

3) When did you have the most fun during the game?

-I had the most fun during the tribal where me and So had a legit fight. It was so fucking hilarious and lowkey very insulting. And to make-up/align with each other immediately afterwards? LOL[/quote]

[Jeff Probst]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:15:09 pm #7669 Joaquin, you satisfied? (and thanks for the shoutout)

[Joaquin]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:16:45 pm #7671 Each of you answered one of the questions the best, but overall there's only one winner in my mind. I know what I got's to do.

Peace and love all.

[Jeff Probst]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:18:15 pm #7676 Thanks Joaquin,

I'll now post Dan's questions/comments:

Honky's, I wrote this a few days ago. I'm busy today and will miss most of FTC. No idea where this speech is going to placed in the order, so if you get asked something twice then that's just stiff shit. Answer it or lose my vote.

Greetings Final 3. I'd congratulate you but I don't feel as though 2 of you deserve my congratulations. I don't have a whole lot to say to any of you. A few thoughts, a few questions. My vote is still up for grabs right now. I have an idea who I'm voting for but there's still time for that to change.
Firstly, my vote is not going to anyone because they were nice and rode in the majority the entire game, perceived as a motherly figure. Nor will it go to someone because I consider them to be the lesser of 3 evils. The Danimal's vote will be handed to whoever I believe deserves it the most. Now onto some questions and thoughts from the big man himself.

The Ground Rules:
No fakeness in your answers
No boring, safe answers
No gifs or other gay shit that's not relevant

Jaclyn,
What the fuck were you doing in this game? You were leader in name only. However, I saw potential in you at Kelly's boot, I saw a flicker of hope that we may not see you continue on being a +1 for Val & Nad. I loved the fight you showed that night and I loved the way you blasted our resident retard, So. What disappoints me is So tells us in Ponderosa that it was all fabricated. Which means the only time in this game you were interesting was when you weren't even being genuine! So I have 4 questions for you, Jacleader
1. Did you think posting wrestling gifs was proving anything to anyone about your stature in this game?
2. When I was in the game I said I wanted to see more from you, more personality. More everything. All I really saw was more shitfights with So. I didn't see the moves from you that I wanted to see. Did the opportunity for those moves never come to you?
3. How the fuck do I vote for you when almost everyone (including me right now) perceives you to be a goat?
4. Did you think it was a good idea to come to Final 3 with Val? In the eyes of 90% of the jury, she's the kingpin. Even in game people have been talking her up as a massive threat. I'm astounded you didn't make a move against her

Val,
My fellow jurors tell me you were the glue keeping Yali together and were basically the best of that lot. Personally I thought you were a boring, old cunt who was lucky enough to be aligned with some retards who didn't play to win. They played for you to win...be that intentionally or obliviously. That's not to say you didn't play a good game but you were pretty fuckin lucky
To be honest I don't think you need my vote tonight. I see you romping home here. Jaclyn may get a vote because there's people who don't want Dale to get runner up, but other than that I would say you're a strong chance to get the remaining votes.
Here's what you need to do for mine: You need to play that up. Tell me all about your game and how you got here. Tell me you got here because you were the big boss dog and Nad, Jac, Dale etc were all just pawns in your master plan. Tell me you successfully manipulated them over and over again to get here. Tell me all about that shit...but answer this one very important question: Do you feel you have a genuine friendship with Nad, Reed or So? And was it hard to vote them out because of it?

Big D,
You told me this was your first ORG and it was a pretty good effort if so. Like I said in my opening, I dunno where this speech is coming in the order but if it's opening the show....prepare for a fuckin reaming from most of this jury. You're not a popular man in Ponderosa. I don't know if it's bitterness or if you deserve the hate, but there's plenty of it.
I called you the alliance slut in my confessional because you were always slutting around, wheeling and dealing. After a while it became obvious to the others too and you became a disliked figure here. Not on my level of hate, but dislike nonetheless. Around the time Kelly got the ass from this game your name really started to enter folks heads as a potential target. In the end they got rid of me instead of you and you successfully survived the next few votes. After that, you cockroached your way to the end pretty well.
Tell me how you were able to hook back up with your Yali pals after my elimination and tell me how you influenced this season more than Jac/Val.

Bonus question for all 3 of you:
Rate yourself and your opponents out of 10 in these criteria's: Strategy, Entertainment & Likeability.

Good luck to the 3 of you and may the best man/woman win
In conclusion I'd like to say that I think most people on this season have serious brain damage or some kind of disability. With the exception of 3-4 of you, I would not be upset if you were all diagnosed with ball cancer and died alone in a painful way. The moment when I can logout and never hear from you people (again, with the exception of 3-4) again will be a nice moment. Buh bye, it's been enlightening.

[Dale]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:19:07 pm #7680

Each of you answered one of the questions the best, but overall there's only one winner in my mind. I know what I got's to do.

Peace and love all.

Thanks man, its been fun

[Val]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:28:20 pm #7693

Val,
My fellow jurors tell me you were the glue keeping Yali together and were basically the best of that lot. Personally I thought you were a boring, old cunt who was lucky enough to be aligned with some retards who didn't play to win. They played for you to win...be that intentionally or obliviously. That's not to say you didn't play a good game but you were pretty fuckin lucky
To be honest I don't think you need my vote tonight. I see you romping home here. Jaclyn may get a vote because there's people who don't want Dale to get runner up, but other than that I would say you're a strong chance to get the remaining votes.
Here's what you need to do for mine: You need to play that up. Tell me all about your game and how you got here. Tell me you got here because you were the big boss dog and Nad, Jac, Dale etc were all just pawns in your master plan. Tell me you successfully manipulated them over and over again to get here. Tell me all about that shit...but answer this one very important question: Do you feel you have a genuine friendship with Nad, Reed or So? And was it hard to vote them out because of it?

Hey, you giant piece of ass-sweat! What's doing?

Dude, I don't give any fucks about playing pawns in this game, I just cared about saving my own ass. This is the crap that everybody else is trying to peddle, that they had pawns. Ain't nobody had no damn pawns. I was, though the glue that got everybody together in the damn first place and I always made everybody know I could still be on their side. It worked until everybody realized my cemented relations with so many people, but I just kicked ass at challenges and shifted guilt onto others to make sure my pretty bum was sitting right here with these two lovely turds.

FUCK YES. I fucking loved Reed, Nad. So, I like her a lot, but I did not vote her out, so Idk about why you asked that. Anyway, those two came for me first and we all knew what this game was. It sucked how unceremoniously Reed was booted and Nad didn't get her chance to turn on me, so my betrayal from her wasn't as strong felt, so I would say that vote was pretty hard.

That it. BYE BITCH!

[Jaclyn]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:28:20 pm #7694

Thanks Joaquin,



Jaclyn,
What the fuck were you doing in this game? You were leader in name only. However, I saw potential in you at Kelly's boot, I saw a flicker of hope that we may not see you continue on being a +1 for Val & Nad. I loved the fight you showed that night and I loved the way you blasted our resident retard, So. What disappoints me is So tells us in Ponderosa that it was all fabricated. Which means the only time in this game you were interesting was when you weren't even being genuine! So I have 4 questions for you, Jacleader
1. Did you think posting wrestling gifs was proving anything to anyone about your stature in this game?
2. When I was in the game I said I wanted to see more from you, more personality. More everything. All I really saw was more shitfights with So. I didn't see the moves from you that I wanted to see. Did the opportunity for those moves never come to you?
3. How the fuck do I vote for you when almost everyone (including me right now) perceives you to be a goat?
4. Did you think it was a good idea to come to Final 3 with Val? In the eyes of 90% of the jury, she's the kingpin. Even in game people have been talking her up as a massive threat. I'm astounded you didn't make a move against her

Bonus question for all 3 of you:
Rate yourself and your opponents out of 10 in these criteria's: Strategy, Entertainment & Likeability.

1. I just post wrestling gifs because i just feel like it. If you don't like it, then go fuck yourself.
2. Honestly Dan, did you want me to call Kelly a bleeding-cunt? Tell Jenn some pieces of her shit rebounded from the toilet, and she forgot to wipe a smear on her left butt? Let Val know her lithium pills were expired? I would love to say that, but I gotta keep it classy.
3. Vote for me is a vote for democracy. Seriously if you really think I'm a goat, you didnt understand my gameplay and only get boners for comp-bots
4. Nadiya was just an obvious winner in my books. Val had a lot more flaws that can warrant me the win over Nadiya.

[Dale]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:29:17 pm #7695

Big D,
You told me this was your first ORG and it was a pretty good effort if so. Like I said in my opening, I dunno where this speech is coming in the order but if it's opening the show....prepare for a fuckin reaming from most of this jury. You're not a popular man in Ponderosa. I don't know if it's bitterness or if you deserve the hate, but there's plenty of it.
I called you the alliance slut in my confessional because you were always slutting around, wheeling and dealing. After a while it became obvious to the others too and you became a disliked figure here. Not on my level of hate, but dislike nonetheless. Around the time Kelly got the ass from this game your name really started to enter folks heads as a potential target. In the end they got rid of me instead of you and you successfully survived the next few votes. After that, you cockroached your way to the end pretty well.
Tell me how you were able to hook back up with your Yali pals after my elimination and tell me how you influenced this season more than Jac/Val.

Bonus question for all 3 of you:
Rate yourself and your opponents out of 10 in these criteria's: Strategy, Entertainment & Likeability.

Good luck to the 3 of you and may the best man/woman win
In conclusion I'd like to say that I think most people on this season have serious brain damage or some kind of disability. With the exception of 3-4 of you, I would not be upset if you were all diagnosed with ball cancer and died alone in a painful way. The moment when I can logout and never hear from you people (again, with the exception of 3-4) again will be a nice moment. Buh bye, it's been enlightening.

Don't worry, I've known that I was not liked for a very long time. I am not delusional coming here thinking people are gonna give me nice words. That would be boring anyway, we need hatred in a FTC. Yes this is indeed my first ORG. I always thought ORG's were poorly executed and a mess and I never wanted to deal with it. When I saw this forum I saw how nice it was and how professional it was so I signed up.

Part of the plan going into the merge that me and Nadiya decided on was that me and her would remain "Secret" and not let people see that me and her were close. This allowed us to get info on each other from everyone else. Nadiya had told me that she was voting for you, and that a lot of votes were going your way. So when I was on the wrong side of a 5-3-1-1 or whatever it was, I was not "blindsided" by Nadiya/Jac/Val. I honestly expected that the vote would be 5-3 in my favor that night but however, that was not the case.

That night was pretty brutal. I let my emotions get to me and I got into a heated arguement with both Nadiya and Val. Nadiya told me that she was crying because she had hurt the person she cared most about. Val was telling me she didn't want to vote me out, which of course was a lie, she just didn't have enough power to swing it from you to me.

So really, after that night, Nadiya showed me a lot of messages between her and people like Drew and Reed. I saw that Drew was talking to Nadiya in a way he didn't talk to me, and therefore I knew I was never gonna be able to trust him again. That is why I was so stubborn with Jenn going home after him.

I think I was a huge influence in the majority of the votes. Like I've already stated, the Sierra vote, and then Jenn vote. Val and Jac had no idea that Drew/Reed/Jenn/So would be voting for Val that night. Me and Nad also planned to vote out Val at F6, had she not won, she would have gone home that night, instead of Joaq. That's just a few examples of how I was a huge influence in this game, weather it be as a chaotic mess or not.

[Val]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:30:11 pm #7698

Bonus question for all 3 of you:
Rate yourself and your opponents out of 10 in these criteria's: Strategy, Entertainment & Likeability.

Strategy: 7
Entertainment: 5, but bloody 10 with your stupid ass around
Likability: 10, suck it.

[Dale]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:31:07 pm #7699 Dale: Strategy 6/10 Entertainment 8/10 Likeability: 1/10

Val: Strategy 3/10 Entertainment 5/10 Likeability 9/10

Jaclyn: Strategy 4/10 Entertainment 1/10 Likeability 4/10

[Jaclyn]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:31:07 pm #7700

Val,
My fellow jurors tell me you were the glue keeping Yali together and were basically the best of that lot. Personally I thought you were a boring, old cunt who was lucky enough to be aligned with some retards who didn't play to win. They played for you to win...be that intentionally or obliviously. That's not to say you didn't play a good game but you were pretty fuckin lucky
To be honest I don't think you need my vote tonight. I see you romping home here. Jaclyn may get a vote because there's people who don't want Dale to get runner up, but other than that I would say you're a strong chance to get the remaining votes.
Here's what you need to do for mine: You need to play that up. Tell me all about your game and how you got here. Tell me you got here because you were the big boss dog and Nad, Jac, Dale etc were all just pawns in your master plan. Tell me you successfully manipulated them over and over again to get here. Tell me all about that shit...but answer this one very important question: Do you feel you have a genuine friendship with Nad, Reed or So? And was it hard to vote them out because of it?

Hey, you giant piece of ass-sweat! What's doing?

Dude, I don't give any fucks about playing pawns in this game, I just cared about saving my own ass. This is the crap that everybody else is trying to peddle, that they had pawns. Ain't nobody had no damn pawns. I was, though the glue that got everybody together in the damn first place and I always made everybody know I could still be on their side. It worked until everybody realized my cemented relations with so many people, but I just kicked ass at challenges and shifted guilt onto others to make sure my pretty bum was sitting right here with these two lovely turds.

FUCK YES. I fucking loved Reed, Nad. So, I like her a lot, but I did not vote her out, so Idk about why you asked that. Anyway, those two came for me first and we all knew what this game was. It sucked how unceremoniously Reed was booted and Nad didn't get her chance to turn on me, so my betrayal from her wasn't as strong felt, so I would say that vote was pretty hard.

That it. BYE BITCH!

ok sure. When NuYali was worrying about you flipping every round?

[Val]

- Sun May 15, 2016 9:31:11 pm #7701 Also, this is my first ORG, too.