[Kelly Wigles]

- Wed Apr 20, 2016 10:13:56 pm #1002 Hi Joe! Welcome back to Asmat beach! Here are some questions to get you started on your confessionals :)

1) Let's start with the obvious, how did you feel about the switch? Anyone in particular you're happy or not happy to see?

2) What were your immediate impression on your new tribemates?

3) How does this new situation affect your game plan?

4) Also what's your reaction to all the drama that went down between a few folks during the Swap-Meet?

[Joe]

- Wed Apr 20, 2016 10:28:15 pm #1020 Thanks, Wiglesworth!

[Joe]

- Wed Apr 20, 2016 10:37:28 pm #1035 Confessional 60

"I feel good going into this swap! My tribe is nice and tough, and I got So, Kelly and Jenn from my OG tribe, and I like all of 'em. Missy also seems extremely chaotic, so she might be an easy vote since we lost.

Also, I finally shook off the 'swing-vote' position that I had on the last tribe with Kel. So glad that we didn't lose immunity-challenge #2. If we did lose, that'd affect my game going into this swap quite a bit. Also, I'm not with Max! Whew!"

Confessional 61

"My immediate impression on the new tribe was that we were strong... And drama-filled. xD with Missy here, there's most likely going to be a ton of strategising chaos across the globe."

Confessional 62

"The swap affects my game-plan quite a bit. The idea is to make friends with all of the OG Yali, then boot 'em. ;) also, I'll probably finally get around to forming that core alliance of So, Kelly and myself."

Confessional 63

"Hehe... Happiness. I'm glad that we have a decently easy boot tonight and that this boot should be unanimous and stress-free. Whew!"

[Joe]

- Wed Apr 20, 2016 10:48:08 pm #1038 Confessional 64

"How interesting.

Immediately, when we hit the beach, Reed RAN up to me and yelled at the top of his lungs: 'MISSY HAS TO GO, MAN. MISSY IS 100% LOCKED IN AS MY VOTE, MAN. YOU CAN TRUST ME ON THAT, MAN.' and I was just like: 'holy shit! get this guy a chill-pill!'. Seriously -- just wondering, why was this guy given the avatar of Reed and not Judd Sergeant? Jeez.

So, since Reed apparently has PTSD from playing with Missy, she might be the easiest vote for us tonight. It'd be easy and unanimous. Perfecto! So, I think Missy is probably the boot. Never got to know her, never exactly cared to know her -- she's just another hit for me. "

[Kelly Wigles]

- Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:09:38 pm #1048 Everything's just coming up Joe eh?

[Joe]

- Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:13:24 pm #1052

Everything's just coming up Joe eh?

Yeah, haha! This shit is like a rave-party. Crazy as fuck.

[Joe]

- Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:16:00 pm #1053 Confessional 65

"I've spoken to Missy a bit, and she rather quickly established that she wants an alliance consisting of her and all of the OG Asmats to vote-out Keith, Drew and Reed. However -- I have other plans. And those other plans involve Missy. Going home. Sorry, girl.

Only put-off with booting her is that she's the only person here who's the same age as me. Missy is THIRTEEN. I have to lie that I'm seventeen, but... Dang -- didn't expect to see someone my age around here! Unfortunately, though -- a hit for Joey Terrorizing is a hit for Joey Terrorizing and that's the bottom-line."

[Kelly Wigles]

- Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:43:51 pm #1063 Do you think you and Missy's age play a big factor in the game at all? There's clearly a difference between you and Missy with her full disclosure about being 13, how do you think that affects her performance?

[Joe]

- Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:51:52 pm #1066 Confessional 66

"I think Missy being completely honest about her age will screw her up a lil in the long-run. I've played these games before and it's basic human psychology -- vote-out the one that stands out the most. And in this case, young'ins like her and I stand-out. I picked the age of 17 to lie about because it's not too old, yet not too young -- perfectly in the middle, just how I like it. I'm precocious anyway, but if I did tell the truth about my age, I just feel like they wouldn't take me seriously and it'd fuck with my game and I really, really don't want that to happen. I value this game too much to be out early."

[Kelly Wigles]

- Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:54:59 pm #1068 Yeah you seem to be really passionate about the game, which we definitely appreciate. How do your other alliance-mates feel about the Missy situation?

[Joe]

- Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:02:56 am #1069 Thanks, Kelly, haha! I'm just a passionate guy.

Confessional 67

"The other people in my 'alliance', which basically consists of OG Asmat, are totally up for booting Missy at this coming tribal. After all of that chaos talk in the swap post, it kind of locked her in as the boot for us. Also, we have Judd Ser- sorry, REED on board too and Keith seems up as well, so that's already almost a unanimous vote. Just need Drew and boom baby -- that's a vote. "

[Joe]

- Thu Apr 21, 2016 1:58:42 am #1071 Confessional 68

"Wow -- unbelievable.

So, generously, the hosts decided to give us a clue to the Hidden Immunity Idol... I thought this'd be a good thing for me, but lord -- was I wrong.

I've been searching for that thing.

For 3.
Fucking.
Hours.

I might've been making fun of Reed for having PTSD, but I think the tables have turned and now I'M the one with PTSD after looking for that bloody idol for so long. I literally cannot get that password right. It's apparent to me now that I need another clue to get this thing. Otherwise -- it's impossible. Don't even bother trying.

God, the things I want to do to that idol... When I get it, I'll probably snuggle it, make sweet love to it and even take it on a nice honeymoon... I just need to find it first, that's all. Then, it will be mine for all eternity. >:D"

[Trashley Markwood]

- Thu Apr 21, 2016 4:44:54 am #1073

Stay strong Joe I believe in you. And yay keeping the confessional style what an insta-fav!

[Joe]

- Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:02:09 am #1089 Ashley <3

I won't give up, I just need some more clues haha

[Joe]

- Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:22:27 am #1091 Confessional 69

"I think I just got blindsided, I really do. I was talking to Kelly and So about the plan to boot Missy, and for some fucking reason on God's beautiful green earth, the girls wanted KEITH out instead of fucking MISSY. Man oh man oh man oh man -- I just can't express my fury right now.

Missy is known to cause chaos. She will fuck with our heads, she will fuck us up. Poor Reed has PTSD from her ass. Besides, if we vote Missy out, we anger nobody -- it'd be a majority vote. Missy would be the only one complaining. However, if it's Keith, it'll be 5-3 and we'll piss Reed and Drew off for lying to them and they'll probably spread bad word about us at merge and never trust us again.

Overall, I'm fucking pissed. Never thought I'd say this, but -- I'm starting to miss Dan and Joaquin. I don't know about you hosts, but voting a chaotic, crazy overplayer over a calm relaxed guy is absolutely insane in my opinion. Whatever, they just better make sure that they don't say I didn't warn them."

[Joe]

- Thu Apr 21, 2016 4:17:31 pm #1098 Confessional 70

"Mmkay, we've agreed on it: Keith is the boot tonight. I'd still rather see Missy go home, but hey: at least I'm still going to be in the game. :) besides, I have someone around my age to keep around, haha.

Gonna continue searching for the idol. I will find that sexy bastard one way or another!"

[Joe]

- Thu Apr 21, 2016 6:05:42 pm #1104 Confessional 71

"Update -- no luck on the idol. However, I do know that Missy was looking for it as well, so that's splendid... Not! Missy with an idol would be extremely chaotic. Gahhh...

Anyway, I'm really liking the OG Yali on my tribe. Drew is rad and him and I love to talk about video-games together, and I got to request them all to call me Joey Amazing which was fun. I love tricking people that I'm this super sweet golden-boy when I'm actually thinking about the game constantly. It helps my sanity when I'm out here, just to have something to laugh about."

[Vitinho]

- Thu Apr 21, 2016 6:08:03 pm #1105 edgar/maynard 2 is much better than bones/gus

[Vitinho]

- Thu Apr 21, 2016 6:09:20 pm #1107

It helps my sanity when I'm out here, just to have something to laugh about."

nothing can help your sanity in stranded. it's gone.

[Joe]

- Thu Apr 21, 2016 6:10:58 pm #1109

It helps my sanity when I'm out here, just to have something to laugh about."

nothing can help your sanity in stranded. it's gone.