- Sat May 14, 2016 12:10:05 am
#7446
Jeff Probst wrote:- PREMERGE -
18th Place - Shirin
I didn't know her, but her profile was pretty bitter and funny. I like that in a woman.
17th Place - John Rocker
I would say it was a mistake to have voted him out instead of Missy, but I ain't gonna complain about it from the final 3. He was cute.
16th Place - Keith
"I hardly knew him" -Everybody On OG Yali
But really, I kinda feel bad I threw him under the bus with Missy. Another casualty of war.
15th Place - Missy
That girl was a Mess with a capital M. I'm surprised she made it as far as she did. Was it entertaining? Maybe, but I prefer the works of Demetri Martin over those of Dane Cook.
14th Place - Max
No one can say he didn't vote the right way at his last Tribal Council.
12th Place - Joe
Never met the man, but boy was his Avatar cute. All I could think about was Joe's body.
12th Place - Sierra
Ugh, tragic loss, but it's not like I needed another good player in this game. She was THE pre-merge threat.
- MERGER -
11th Place - Kelly
Super sweet and she tried so hard. Like she tried. Tried hard. She was a... try hard.
10th Place - Dan
That ugly idiotic fuckwit was the most wonderful person in this game. I will miss him.
9th Place - Jenn
That Jenn tried to play me. I mean, she did. She could so easily get down with anybody, even an "enemy," because she is the definition of "chill, brah." I really like her and it was shame she decided we were in opposing alliances. We were just a couple of old fogies and we could have run this game with heart and a cane. It was literally her or me and I could see her making it to where I am if she were, instead, in my position.
8th Place - Drew
Bubby Drew. I'm so mad with the way things turned out getting into the merge. I was supposed to work with him. He had to go at some point because he was so keen. What I remember most was that he was this disarming presence and, in a game like this, that's dangerous. However, that power is something that also helped me relax here, and that's no small thing. Thanks booboo Drew.
7th Place - Reed
My poor baby Reed had one of the most unceremonious boots in the entire game and like Drew it was all because he came for mama. All that aside, I do not want to understate how much I loved talking to him and how wrapt I was within every interaction I had with him. He's clever and unassuming and a very dangerous player. Aside from that, he's actually just a really good kid. I can't wait to talk to him, again.
6th Place - Joaquin
That devilish smile was too much of a tell (yes, I know they're avatars, but people get into it). He came to me at the right time, but expected me not to open my mouth. He played the game like that. He expected his charms would allow him to control people. They kinda did, but sometimes it just pissed people off. I liked it, but I'm kinky like that
5th Place - So
So, so, so close, huh? I didn't see her as the jury threat everyone else did, because she was cut from the same mold as Kelly; she was super sweet and a bit naive. She really did have a soft soul and I don't think she was built for this game. That's not to say she didn't fight for it and I can really respect that.
4th Place - Nadiya
Nadiya punked me from the beginning. She was the threat that everybody thought I was. Not to say I'm not a threat, but she had a flashier production later in the game. I deep down wish I could have kept my final three deal with her and Jaclyn because I got really attached to her by the end of the game and it's weird how much I miss having her around. She was subtle and in-your-face in all the right ways and at all the right times. If y'all are giving out a player of the season, my vote is undoubtably for this gal.
Final 3 - Dale, Jaclyn & Val
How the fuck did we make it to the final three? Any of you punks think that this would happen, even by the merge? No (save that one person who had me as their winner pick
