FTC Speech
Posted: Sat May 14, 2016 10:56:57 amHonky's, I wrote this a few days ago. I'm busy today and will miss most of FTC. No idea where this speech is going to placed in the order, so if you get asked something twice then that's just stiff shit. Answer it or lose my vote.
Jaclyn,
What the fuck were you doing in this game? You were leader in name only. However, I saw potential in you at Kelly's boot, I saw a flicker of hope that we may not see you continue on being a +1 for Val & Nad. I loved the fight you showed that night and I loved the way you blasted our resident retard, So. What disappoints me is So tells us in Ponderosa that it was all fabricated. Which means the only time in this game you were interesting was when you weren't even being genuine! So I have 4 questions for you, Jacleader
1. Did you think posting wrestling gifs was proving anything to anyone about your stature in this game?
2. When I was in the game I said I wanted to see more from you, more personality. More everything. All I really saw was more shitfights with So. I didn't see the moves from you that I wanted to see. Did the opportunity for those moves never come to you?
3. How the fuck do I vote for you when almost everyone (including me right now) perceives you to be a goat?
4. Did you think it was a good idea to come to Final 3 with Val? In the eyes of 90% of the jury, she's the kingpin. Even in game people have been talking her up as a massive threat. I'm astounded you didn't make a move against her
Val,
My fellow jurors tell me you were the glue keeping Yali together and were basically the best of that lot. Personally I thought you were a boring, old cunt who was lucky enough to be aligned with some retards who didn't play to win. They played for you to win...be that intentionally or obliviously. That's not to say you didn't play a good game but you were pretty fuckin lucky
To be honest I don't think you need my vote tonight. I see you romping home here. Jaclyn may get a vote because there's people who don't want Dale to get runner up, but other than that I would say you're a strong chance to get the remaining votes.
Here's what you need to do for mine: You need to play that up. Tell me all about your game and how you got here. Tell me you got here because you were the big boss dog and Nad, Jac, Dale etc were all just pawns in your master plan. Tell me you successfully manipulated them over and over again to get here. Tell me all about that shit...but answer this one very important question: Do you feel you have a genuine friendship with Nad, Reed or So? And was it hard to vote them out because of it?
Big D,
You told me this was your first ORG and it was a pretty good effort if so. Like I said in my opening, I dunno where this speech is coming in the order but if it's opening the show....prepare for a fuckin reaming from most of this jury. You're not a popular man in Ponderosa. I don't know if it's bitterness or if you deserve the hate, but there's plenty of it.
I called you the alliance slut in my confessional because you were always slutting around, wheeling and dealing. After a while it became obvious to the others too and you became a disliked figure here. Not on my level of hate, but dislike nonetheless. Around the time Kelly got the ass from this game your name really started to enter folks heads as a potential target. In the end they got rid of me instead of you and you successfully survived the next few votes. After that, you cockroached your way to the end pretty well.
Tell me how you were able to hook back up with your Yali pals after my elimination and tell me how you influenced this season more than Jac/Val.
Bonus question for all 3 of you:
Rate yourself and your opponents out of 10 in these criteria's: Strategy, Entertainment & Likeability.
Good luck to the 3 of you and may the best man/woman win
In conclusion I'd like to say that I think most people on this season have serious brain damage or some kind of disability. With the exception of 3-4 of you, I would not be upset if you were all diagnosed with ball cancer and died alone in a painful way. The moment when I can logout and never hear from you people (again, with the exception of 3-4) again will be a nice moment. Buh bye, it's been enlightening.
Greetings Final 3. I'd congratulate you but I don't feel as though 2 of you deserve my congratulations. I don't have a whole lot to say to any of you. A few thoughts, a few questions. My vote is still up for grabs right now. I have an idea who I'm voting for but there's still time for that to change.
Firstly, my vote is not going to anyone because they were nice and rode in the majority the entire game, perceived as a motherly figure. Nor will it go to someone because I consider them to be the lesser of 3 evils. The Danimal's vote will be handed to whoever I believe deserves it the most. Now onto some questions and thoughts from the big man himself.
The Ground Rules:
No fakeness in your answers
No boring, safe answers
No gifs or other gay shit that's not relevant
Firstly, my vote is not going to anyone because they were nice and rode in the majority the entire game, perceived as a motherly figure. Nor will it go to someone because I consider them to be the lesser of 3 evils. The Danimal's vote will be handed to whoever I believe deserves it the most. Now onto some questions and thoughts from the big man himself.
The Ground Rules:
No fakeness in your answers
No boring, safe answers
No gifs or other gay shit that's not relevant
Jaclyn,
What the fuck were you doing in this game? You were leader in name only. However, I saw potential in you at Kelly's boot, I saw a flicker of hope that we may not see you continue on being a +1 for Val & Nad. I loved the fight you showed that night and I loved the way you blasted our resident retard, So. What disappoints me is So tells us in Ponderosa that it was all fabricated. Which means the only time in this game you were interesting was when you weren't even being genuine! So I have 4 questions for you, Jacleader
1. Did you think posting wrestling gifs was proving anything to anyone about your stature in this game?
2. When I was in the game I said I wanted to see more from you, more personality. More everything. All I really saw was more shitfights with So. I didn't see the moves from you that I wanted to see. Did the opportunity for those moves never come to you?
3. How the fuck do I vote for you when almost everyone (including me right now) perceives you to be a goat?
4. Did you think it was a good idea to come to Final 3 with Val? In the eyes of 90% of the jury, she's the kingpin. Even in game people have been talking her up as a massive threat. I'm astounded you didn't make a move against her
Val,
My fellow jurors tell me you were the glue keeping Yali together and were basically the best of that lot. Personally I thought you were a boring, old cunt who was lucky enough to be aligned with some retards who didn't play to win. They played for you to win...be that intentionally or obliviously. That's not to say you didn't play a good game but you were pretty fuckin lucky
To be honest I don't think you need my vote tonight. I see you romping home here. Jaclyn may get a vote because there's people who don't want Dale to get runner up, but other than that I would say you're a strong chance to get the remaining votes.
Here's what you need to do for mine: You need to play that up. Tell me all about your game and how you got here. Tell me you got here because you were the big boss dog and Nad, Jac, Dale etc were all just pawns in your master plan. Tell me you successfully manipulated them over and over again to get here. Tell me all about that shit...but answer this one very important question: Do you feel you have a genuine friendship with Nad, Reed or So? And was it hard to vote them out because of it?
Big D,
You told me this was your first ORG and it was a pretty good effort if so. Like I said in my opening, I dunno where this speech is coming in the order but if it's opening the show....prepare for a fuckin reaming from most of this jury. You're not a popular man in Ponderosa. I don't know if it's bitterness or if you deserve the hate, but there's plenty of it.
I called you the alliance slut in my confessional because you were always slutting around, wheeling and dealing. After a while it became obvious to the others too and you became a disliked figure here. Not on my level of hate, but dislike nonetheless. Around the time Kelly got the ass from this game your name really started to enter folks heads as a potential target. In the end they got rid of me instead of you and you successfully survived the next few votes. After that, you cockroached your way to the end pretty well.
Tell me how you were able to hook back up with your Yali pals after my elimination and tell me how you influenced this season more than Jac/Val.
Bonus question for all 3 of you:
Rate yourself and your opponents out of 10 in these criteria's: Strategy, Entertainment & Likeability.
Good luck to the 3 of you and may the best man/woman win
In conclusion I'd like to say that I think most people on this season have serious brain damage or some kind of disability. With the exception of 3-4 of you, I would not be upset if you were all diagnosed with ball cancer and died alone in a painful way. The moment when I can logout and never hear from you people (again, with the exception of 3-4) again will be a nice moment. Buh bye, it's been enlightening.