Jenn wrote:
Moving on... Jaclyn. This entire game, I was only able to observe your game from an outside perspective. I was never once on a tribe with you and when we finally merged, I'm not even sure you were aware that I was in the same alliance as you for a bit. So I really only have my preconceptions to fall back on. From what I observed, you were a follower and a coattail rider the entire game, point blank. Drew would always tell me "Oh we need Jaclyn's approval to do anything", but I'm not so sure I really believe that. You were never on and seemed to barely have any sort of input in the strategy of the game. It seemed as though you pretty much did whatever your alliance wanted and they just used you as an excuse to change the vote to one of their own preferred targets. You were absolutely worthless in most, if not all, challenges. And, in the pre-merge, you didn't seem to even attempt to, at the very least, rally your team and be a glorified cheerleader. One would think, as the leader of Yali, you would do more to prove that title and actually lead your tribe. But that's neither here nor there.
Despite all of that, I persevered and looked to your social game to find something, anything, to root for. And honestly, I value social skills above anything else in the game of Survivor, so I really hoped that I could find something in your game that proved you were a great social player. But that was the worst part of your entire game. The only time you and I even had a conversation was literally about two minutes before I was booted. So I suppose I don't understand how you can justify your supposed "great social game" when you were never really around to show it off. I guess what it really boils down to is: I can't justify voting for you because you were never actually active.
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Dale wrote:Jenn wrote:Showtime, kiddies >:D
Last and most certainly least, Dale. Throughout this entire game, you were the equivalent of an angsty teenager. "Wah, I'm the goat. Wah, I have no allies. Wah, I'm the only trustworthy person in this game. WAH, SOMEONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME." I'm starting to think the only reason your girlfriend chose a school miles away from you is because she got sick and tired of your toxic personality and constant need for validation. You were just a broken record player that just leeched off a sympathetic individual until they were drained of all their emotions. Once you were done sapping all of their pity like a soul-sucking demon, you proceeded to berate, insult and viciously lie to them, and then moved onto the next host to shower you with words of encouragement and give you the attention you so desperately crave. My last two days in this game, I actually dreaded logging into the site because I knew I would have yet another PM from you just continuing to berate me and attempting to psychologically brutalize me. I wanted to work with you Dale, I truly did, until you threw me under the bus at the Dan vote. I have no idea how you thought I'd trust you after that. And nothing you say right now will ever convince me that you didn't intentionally throw me under the bus. I told Drew that you couldn't be trusted, but I still allowed my fate to be decided by you at the final 9... And we see how that worked out.
Your game has been all about being the faithful, little goat who stayed loyal to his Yali alliance from start to finish. And I'm sure there's some "master plan" behind all that bluster but frankly, I don't feel like hearing it. You're just a pathetic little person who hid in his fantasy world all game and pretended you were the most noble person in this game when you're really just worthless. There's honestly no other word to describe your game other than worthless. Having said all that... At the end of the day, I truly do pity you, Dale, if that's how you act in your real life and I really have nothing else to say to you if that truly is the case.
Jaclyn and Val, I pity the both of you for having to spend every single part of your experience with this attention-mongering cretin. Kudos to the both of you. You certainly have more patience than I do. Dale, if this is the real you and not just some elaborate attempt to troll everyone, I hope your girlfriend finds happiness with someone who is much less needy.
This is a very immature way to look at things for a 29 year old. That's alright though, I've been expecting this kinda treatment for a while now, and I am really not insulted. I don't need validation from you to feel good about myself. You claim you wanted to work with me but as soon as Dan went home, you said you couldn't. I tried to warn you that you'd be gone next and you didn't listen.
Val wrote:Dale wrote:Jenn wrote:Showtime, kiddies >:D
Last and most certainly least, Dale. Throughout this entire game, you were the equivalent of an angsty teenager. "Wah, I'm the goat. Wah, I have no allies. Wah, I'm the only trustworthy person in this game. WAH, SOMEONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME." I'm starting to think the only reason your girlfriend chose a school miles away from you is because she got sick and tired of your toxic personality and constant need for validation. You were just a broken record player that just leeched off a sympathetic individual until they were drained of all their emotions. Once you were done sapping all of their pity like a soul-sucking demon, you proceeded to berate, insult and viciously lie to them, and then moved onto the next host to shower you with words of encouragement and give you the attention you so desperately crave. My last two days in this game, I actually dreaded logging into the site because I knew I would have yet another PM from you just continuing to berate me and attempting to psychologically brutalize me. I wanted to work with you Dale, I truly did, until you threw me under the bus at the Dan vote. I have no idea how you thought I'd trust you after that. And nothing you say right now will ever convince me that you didn't intentionally throw me under the bus. I told Drew that you couldn't be trusted, but I still allowed my fate to be decided by you at the final 9... And we see how that worked out.
Your game has been all about being the faithful, little goat who stayed loyal to his Yali alliance from start to finish. And I'm sure there's some "master plan" behind all that bluster but frankly, I don't feel like hearing it. You're just a pathetic little person who hid in his fantasy world all game and pretended you were the most noble person in this game when you're really just worthless. There's honestly no other word to describe your game other than worthless. Having said all that... At the end of the day, I truly do pity you, Dale, if that's how you act in your real life and I really have nothing else to say to you if that truly is the case.
Jaclyn and Val, I pity the both of you for having to spend every single part of your experience with this attention-mongering cretin. Kudos to the both of you. You certainly have more patience than I do. Dale, if this is the real you and not just some elaborate attempt to troll everyone, I hope your girlfriend finds happiness with someone who is much less needy.
This is a very immature way to look at things for a 29 year old. That's alright though, I've been expecting this kinda treatment for a while now, and I am really not insulted. I don't need validation from you to feel good about myself. You claim you wanted to work with me but as soon as Dan went home, you said you couldn't. I tried to warn you that you'd be gone next and you didn't listen.
This is what I meant about perception. Dale created this for himself and is not willing to own up to the fact that he socially destroyed many alliances. I don't think he was a safe player, but instead he was trusted to explode with Nad and Jac benefitting from it.
Reed wrote: just cause homer vote. :p
Reed wrote:
Hey guys! For this Tribal Council, I would like to demand that the three of you call me as “Reed Macho Gwapo Pogi Sexy.” (Yes, not an original but still!)
Okay, *clears throat
To the three of you, I bear you nothing but happy memories! It's been a crazy fun ride spending the past days with you. Y'all deserve to be where you are right now! I respect and have no grudge on how you guys played the game. At the end of the day, Stranded is still the game. From day 1, we’ve done nothing but give everyone a benefit of a doubt. Don’t let all the name callings, the Dan attitude blind you. Give everyone a benefit of a doubt. I’m sure everyone here is an awesome speck of golden bird poop in real life. We were here to play a game, we were here to win. Hopefully after this game we all could just laugh about this and just keep on “Dan-ning” off. (P.s okay after reading some of the other jury’s sentiments, maybe not all..)
Val, my in game momma, you took advantage of the momma image and played it to your advantage, I thought I could take advantage of that but instead I got taken advantaged of. Somehow, you were the anchor that kept reminding me that even if it is still a game, you still need to have a heart to keep on going.
Dale! The guy who one handedly screwed my game up :P. (Of course aside from Drew, you know what I’m talking about. :P) It's been a lot of fucks in the pm's for the two of us. I'm glad you made it this far bud. And as I said (I knew you were just playing dead), you were never Goat in my eyes. I meant that
Jac! Kabayan! We haven't really talked much just because we just don't go online at the same time. I hope you kick ass in this FTC and pull a rabbit!
My vote is still up in the air, I could vote for Val simply because she won final immunity and took out Nad. I could go with Dale just because of his underdog story. Or go with Jac just cause homer vote. :p
But before I proceed with my questions... I have a little poem for Mr. Joaquin..
And there sits i was told a mighty foe,
Orginally from the tribe of blue, now in yellow
Joaquin Souberville,
The island drunkard
Yet people say he is the great, arguably the biggest threat
I rolled my eyes over and over again, and did an impromptu split
He may be a Survivor god,
But he cant analyze no damn hoops like I do
So one day in his smelly nasty hut I took a visit
He was in a corner, as always drunk and passing out
I told myself of what a perfect opportunity was laid in front me
I am faced with the devil, drunk and almost unconscious, so i made a deal with the devil
I didnt know how far his powers went, my spine went cold when he mumbled three words
Golden
State
Warriors
My jaw dropped
Sweat starting dripping on my forehead
I cant believe it, he's not only a Survivor God,
He's also more than that..
The power of his words started to come to life,
Two shadow hands flew and took grasp of my face,
One dug my eyeball, the other slowly ripped my jaw from my mouth
Took me a couple of seconds to let the words fly like a shy arrow out of my mouth...
"Band...wagon."
So here are my questions! This will decide who I will cast my vote for please think deeply about your answer.
Which Disney princess do you think will do an awesome job of putting back together Humpty Dumpty? Why? And how does that particular Disney Princess resonate the way you played this game?
If you were in the Jury and it was an F2 between the people youre sitting with, who would you give your vote to and why?
if there was one “game move” you made that you’d like to take back, what will it be and why?
Would you kiss Dan or would you rather kiss Dan instead? :P
Good luck to the three of you!!
Reed wrote: (Of course aside from Drew, you know what I’m talking about. :P)
Val wrote:Looks like these other two can't answer all the questions.
Jaclyn wrote:Val wrote:Looks like these other two can't answer all the questions.
Val I answered before you...
Jaclyn wrote:Hey Reed Macho Gwapo Pogi Sexy ( i know what this means lmao). To answer your questions:
1. I believe Cinderella would be the best candidate. She started from rags, cleaning houses, belitted by her sisters. She would have the most compassion to humpty Dumpty, who needs help to get back together. Cinderella relates to how I played the game because I was able to clean up the mess within our alliance if there was ever a fight. I was able to calm it down, bring optimism, and get the alliance back in track.
2. I would give my vote to DaleReed wrote: just cause homer vote. :p
3. I would kiss Dan regardless. I heard fat guys are a freak in bed
Reed wrote:Which Disney princess do you think will do an awesome job of putting back together Humpty Dumpty? Why? And how does that particular Disney Princess resonate the way you played this game?
If you were in the Jury and it was an F2 between the people youre sitting with, who would you give your vote to and why?
if there was one “game move” you made that you’d like to take back, what will it be and why?
Would you kiss Dan or would you rather kiss Dan instead? :P
Good luck to the three of you!!
