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#7595
Joaquin wrote:Have a threesome with me and Drew plz


That speech deserves an Eiffel Tower from the 2 sexiest bro's in the game.
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By Jenn
#7597
Joaquin wrote:Have a threesome with me and Drew plz


Get the whiskey ready icon_wink


... I just wish I didn't have to re-work my speech to Jaclyn at the last minute. That reveal almost makes me want to vote for her icon_laughing
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By Drew
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Reed wrote:Dale's speech made me rethink my answer.


He's just having another schizophrenic episode don't read too much into it.
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Drew wrote:
Reed wrote:Dale's speech made me rethink my answer.


He's just having another schizophrenic episode don't read too much into it.


^^^

I've seen less bullshit at a county fair than Dale's opening speech.
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Jenn wrote:
Drew wrote:
Reed wrote:Dale's speech made me rethink my answer.


He's just having another schizophrenic episode don't read too much into it.


^^^

I've seen less bullshit at a county fair than Dale's opening speech.


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#7607 Did anyone else just not read all of it? anything that would have been important enough to sway me could have been said in 1/10th of the words
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Joaquin wrote:Did anyone else just not read all of it? anything that would have been important enough to sway me could have been said in 1/10th of the words


words like

VOTE FOR ME.

Please?
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#7617
Why bother with you if i have great connections with everyone else? One vote is not going to hurt me if i'm up with Dale and Val.


Nevermind, she made the decision for me.
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Joaquin wrote:Did anyone else just not read all of it? anything that would have been important enough to sway me could have been said in 1/10th of the words


Exactly I know how they played, I really didn't need a play by play of the whole game, it made me skip half of it. They could have wrote 10 sentences and told me all I need to know.
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By Jenn
#7621 Although if there's still time at the end, I'd like to respond to Jaclyn.
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#7622 [quote="Reed"]

And there sits i was told a mighty foe,
Orginally from the tribe of blue, now in yellow
Joaquin Souberville,
The island drunkard
Yet people say he is the great, arguably the biggest threat
I rolled my eyes over and over again, and did an impromptu split
He may be a Survivor god,
But he cant analyze no damn hoops like I do

So one day in his smelly nasty hut I took a visit
He was in a corner, as always drunk and passing out
I told myself of what a perfect opportunity was laid in front me
I am faced with the devil, drunk and almost unconscious, so i made a deal with the devil
I didnt know how far his powers went, my spine went cold when he mumbled three words

Golden
State
Warriors

My jaw dropped
Sweat starting dripping on my forehead
I cant believe it, he's not only a Survivor God,
He's also more than that..

The power of his words started to come to life,
Two shadow hands flew and took grasp of my face,
One dug my eyeball, the other slowly ripped my jaw from my mouth

Took me a couple of seconds to let the words fly like a shy arrow out of my mouth...

"Band...wagon."


Joaq is love. Joaq is life.
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Jenn wrote:Although if there's still time at the end, I'd like to respond to Jaclyn.


I was diplomatic as fuck. If there's time after, or in ponderosa, I want them all to know how they are really botching the job of owning their games. I'm still probably voting the same as I was thinking before this, but it makes it a harder pill to swallow.
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#7627 We just ask that everyone makes their own individual decisions tonight. :)

Also, I don't knwo if Kelly is coming back, if not her vote just won't count and hse'll be considered pre-jury. But for now it looks like Dan, Nadiya and Joaquin are still left to go.

Joaquin, since you are here and I'd like Nadiya to go last since she lasted the longest, can you please go next?
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