- Fri Apr 29, 2016 7:35:29 am
#3017
Folks, the Dan Foley Express is leaving the station. Get on board while you still can.
Fuck the haters. Fuck the doubters. Dan WILL be our Survivor: Indonesia winner, he WILL turn his hated douchebag reputation around just in time for the final vote, he WILL find a way to navigate through this entire merge despite the critics. Dan's fake immunity idol WILL come into play and be a legit factor in this post-merge. Dan WILL continue to provide some of the most controversial sound bites of the season and navigate through this latter portion of the game as a MASSIVE, seemingly bulletproof legend of the game.
Finally and most importantly, Dan will get REVENGE for the wrong that has been done on this fateful Wednesday eve. He will make the perpetrators PAY and PAY and PAY AGAIN en route to a win that will cause mass chaos and many a Ponderosa meltdown. You think a SCRAPPER like this isn't going to bounce back stronger than ever after being DECEIVED by Dale and Nad?! Not. Fuckin'. Likely. I predict this god isn't on the wrong side of another vote for the rest of the game.
Deal with it.
Fuck the haters. Fuck the doubters. Dan WILL be our Survivor: Indonesia winner, he WILL turn his hated douchebag reputation around just in time for the final vote, he WILL find a way to navigate through this entire merge despite the critics. Dan's fake immunity idol WILL come into play and be a legit factor in this post-merge. Dan WILL continue to provide some of the most controversial sound bites of the season and navigate through this latter portion of the game as a MASSIVE, seemingly bulletproof legend of the game.
Finally and most importantly, Dan will get REVENGE for the wrong that has been done on this fateful Wednesday eve. He will make the perpetrators PAY and PAY and PAY AGAIN en route to a win that will cause mass chaos and many a Ponderosa meltdown. You think a SCRAPPER like this isn't going to bounce back stronger than ever after being DECEIVED by Dale and Nad?! Not. Fuckin'. Likely. I predict this god isn't on the wrong side of another vote for the rest of the game.
Deal with it.