[Stephannie Favor]

- Mon Apr 25, 2016 9:51:38 pm #1578 Hey Joe,

I guess I have to say congrats on avoiding tribal tonight... though you guys didn't have to do much
What do you think about how quickly the idol was taken?

Speaking of tonight's challenge, did you ever consider taking it for yourself? Was it something you were planning on doing, or did the option not cross your mind at all?

Now that the numbers are getting smaller and smaller, how do you feel about your position in the game? How would you assess your chances of making it to the end and taking the win? What will you need to do to make that happen?

Have things changed much since the last round? How are tribe dynamics looking, and who do you think will be the one to go if Asmat has to go back to tribal?

[Joe]

- Mon Apr 25, 2016 10:18:37 pm #1584 Confessional 84

"It didn't surprise me at all to see Joaquin jiggle his man-tatas and grip that necklace right off the gate in the slightest. He's Joaq -- a drunk. Drunkards are quicker than normal humans. Fact."

[Joe]

- Mon Apr 25, 2016 10:33:34 pm #1585 Confessional 85

"I didn't plan to take the necklace even for a second in that challenge. That would've fucked me over in one way or another. I really think I could've beaten Joaquin if I wanted, but I just didn't want to taste lossage for the third fucking time in a row. No way on earth."

[Joe]

- Mon Apr 25, 2016 10:40:33 pm #1586 Confessional 86

"I feel like I have a great shot at winning this game. I'm in a good few alliances, I like how my social-game is going and I'm decent strategically. I'm just not exactly a challenge-wizard. That's my one fatal flaw. Also, I'm an antagonist, which is rad. ;D these bitches are under my foot right now."

[Jeff Probst]

- Mon Apr 25, 2016 11:24:11 pm #1591 Do you think that when there is eventually a merge, you will try to stick with one alliance? Do you expect other people to be making multiple alliances and shifting constantly?

[Joe]

- Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:55:09 am #1597 Confessional 87

"Since Missy's boot, things honestly haven't shifted that much. It's still the basic shit -- OG Yali on the bottom, everyone searching for the idol like chickens with their heads cut off. So, basically, if we head back to tribal-council, we're planning to split the votes 2 Reed, 2 Drew and 2 whomever those two decide to vote. Drew said that he'd be up for voting Reed, but that could just be because they're planning to idol Reed. They might want us to focus our votes on Reed, then wham -- idol, bitches! But unfortunately for them, we're not going to let any idol blindside happen at any tribal we attend. No way."

[Joe]

- Tue Apr 26, 2016 11:00:44 am #1598 Confessional 88

"When we merge, I'll quite frankly probably be running around like a madman. I won't know what to do. It'll be like me on original Asmat when I was stuck between working with Kelly, So and Jenn and the 5 Amigos alliance. It'll be rough and tough, but I'll figure something out, trust me. Joey Terrorizing always remains calm whilst on the mission for demolition. Always. I just can't get paranoid and I can't overplay, and I know that I can make it extremely deep into the merge. I've become slightly nervous about Jenn/So/Kelly, and I feel like honestly they might have a core 3 alliance. AKA, we get to the final 4 together, and I get the boot. Kelly is literally a typical young Survivor superfan. Every move we take, every challenge we compete in -- there's Kelly, standing there with her eyes glistening in excitement. Another thing she does is constantly try to call things, like: 'tonight there will be a merge' and once she randomly yelled: 'I THINK DREW HAS THE IDOL'. Like, oh my God girl! Calm your ass, please! It's sweet, I know -- but she's just so happy to be out here and she doesn't wanna go home early, so therefor, she's going to play a cowardly and gamebotty game to get deep and I can tell. I can just smell it."

[Joe]

- Wed Apr 27, 2016 12:42:09 am #1607 Confessional 89

"As Jenn had correctly speculated, there will be a double tribal-council tonight. Immunity already happened. Kel won on our tribe and Joaquin (once again!) bounced his man-tatas to a first-place victory.

Unfortunately, Dan isn't as brotherly as I thought he was. He's a right asshole! Older brother? More like schoolyard bully. He was extremely sexist, ableist and disgusting to the women. No. I don't stand for that. Joey Terrorizing got a lot to say about sexism and out-right perversion. He has as much to say as this, in fact:









So, yeah -- when we merge, Dan has to go fairly quickly. I'm not one to play emotionally, but I'm also not one to stand for slurs. He will be punished and destroyed. Personally."

[Vitinho]

- Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:49:37 am #1608 what was extremely sexist?

[Joe]

- Wed Apr 27, 2016 1:02:23 pm #1610 Confessional 90

"Dan has been extremely sexist right from the beginning of the game. More in PM than in the blowup at the challenge, but I usually excused it as joking until now that I see he's truly an asswipe."