Asmat Tribe

Hi Dan! Here are some quick questions to get you going on your confessionals for this next round, feel free to answer them whenever.

1) How did you feel about the vote and tribal council in general, did you feel like you learned any more or less about your tribe and your dynamics together?

2) So initially wanted a group vote on what to do with the idol, what are your thoughts on that whole situation?

3) Could you give us a ranking of all the people left in your tribe based on trustworthiness? Explain to us as well why they rank that way.

1) How did you feel about the vote and tribal council in general, did you feel like you learned any more or less about your tribe and your dynamics together?

Tribal was good. I got my way. I learned that So's either retarded or full of shit. Who doesn't know how to post a pic of the idol? What is this?
Jenn's a cunt. How dare she question me when I take the piss out of So. 'Dan, I thought you weren't in favour of her keeping the idol'. Are you in favour of sucking my dick with no teeth? If not, shut the fuck up.

Still dk who made the random Max vote. Wasn't me, wasn't Jenn, wasn't Sierra, wasn't So. That means it was one of my bros or Max himself. Could have been Kelly actually, she's getting too shady for my liking.

2) So initially wanted a group vote on what to do with the idol, what are your thoughts on that whole situation?

I thought it was smart of her to ask. Almost fell off my fuckin chair when Joey was the first to post 'I LIKE GOLDFISH'. Couldn't believe he jumped off the fence. He's been listening to me. Other than me, Joe and Kel, no one really said shit. Pack of weak pricks

3) Could you give us a ranking of all the people left in your tribe based on trustworthiness? Explain to us as well why they rank that way.

Sierra - Joe - Joaquin.
Super tight with all of them. Finally started the 3-way PM with the boys that Joaq suggested on day 1. Pretty confident they see me as their #1 ally.
Same with Sierra, I'm tight with her and have been for a while now. I enjoy talking game with her more than anyone else and we've exchanged some really good PMs. She'd be outright #1 when it comes to trust if not for So playing the idol for her. Thought that was weird af. More to come on that later

Kelly

Everyone else

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So if you guys end up going to tribal tomorrow, what would you like to happen? Who do you want to go home the most?

TBH I'd like to bend So over then send her on her way. Don't think Kelly would go for it though, so it's basically Max or Jenn. Jenn looks to be an asset in challenges so that only leaves Max. I'm not gonna push that idea though.

Would it be fair to say that you want someone else to lead the charge? Are you comfortable with relinquishing control?

There's a bit going on. Will write a longish confesh when these foreign cunts go to bed.

Dan wrote:Still dk who made the random Max vote. Wasn't me, wasn't Jenn, wasn't Sierra, wasn't So. That means it was one of my bros or Max himself. Could have been Kelly actually, she's getting too shady for my liking.

can't be max. no self-votes allowed.

The mystery was solved by Inspector Foley.

Max wrote:

Dan wrote:Any idea who voted for you? That was random af.

I've been talking about that with Joaquin for, like, the past half hour. We think it must've been Joe. He said that Joe's been targeting me or something like that. I have no idea if he's telling the truth, but we'll see at next tribal.

I went to Joe and got this confirmed. He does have a mini hard on for getting rid of Max but that vote was so fuckin random, way too risky for a throwaway vote right now. Joey's a touch nervous about the whole thing now but I got his back. Told him I'm with him til the end, told him not to tell anyone else about it. When talking with Max I played down the idea that Joe voted for him. Though I've been pretending to be annoyed af to him and Jenn about the whole deal. Jenn says Max is a great guy who doesn't deserve to be yanked around like that This is Survivor you nuffer

Joaquin, WTF son? Why the fuck would he say that thought? The fuck you gaining by throwing Joe under the bus?

Other than that ^ I've enjoyed Joaq today. Guy is a gamer though. We're both in agreement about this ridiculous scissoring shit that Kelly is doing with So. Dunno if Kelly has anything planned. I been planting some seeds in Joe/Sierra's head about her though.

When talking about who we should vote should we lose tomorrow, Max, Jenn or So:

Kelly wrote:So was honest during tribal and played the idol though

Fuck me drunk you're doing such a good job hiding the side thing you have with her. "honest and played the idol"

Joaquin wrote:What's she saying that's giving you bad vibes? She hasn't PM'd me at all recently.

It'd be fucking stupid of her to break off. Where does she have the numbers? Unless Sierra breaks off with her and So and joins Jenn and Max (which, Jenn has told me no one has offered her an alliance yet besides Max, and why would you just betray one 5 for another?)

If she's really giving you bad vibes, we could possibly grab Jenn and Max and hopefully have Sierra with us and we can take them out early

Played this idea down but was very happy he showed he was willing, just what I wanted.

Next vote still worries me though. If Kelly gets all shady on us and makes a move she'll only need 3 more votes. Tied vote at 4-4, she gets her muff diver friend to break the tie. Fuck that shit. No doubt she'd try to swing Sierra to make it 5-3, but pretty sure Sierra is closer to me than anyone else. No idea who the bitches would target if they broke away from the group of 5, probably The Great Man or Joe.

Mia Galeotalanza wrote:Good luck players!

The game started 5 days ago you fuckwit

12am here and I'm waiting for some bitches to get online and all I get is the fucking boring lesbian bitches. Think I'm changing my mind about not voting one of them out next. Something fishy is going on anyway. Been checking the user activity and quite often both of them are composing a message when it's me and one of them online...and they're not sending shit to me unless I send first.

Fuck 'em both

And just like that Joey Amazing comes online

Getting weird vibes.

Had some good messages with Joe though, he's gonna be loyal to me. He's coming to me for everything now. He thinks Kelly's probably working on another alliance. Thinks Sierra may be in on it with her. Wrong, Joey. If it's anyone it's Joaquin. Haven't told Joe that Joaquin threw him under the bus to Max. Still don't understand the logic behind it

GET ONLINE SIERRA. 2am bitch, I need to talk to you.

IS there any particular reason you believe Jaq is in another alliance and Kelly is not?

Nah you misread. Sierra is who I don't believe is in another alliance, Kelly may very well be.

My paranoia has died down a bit. Kelly's confirmed with Joe & Joaquin that she'll vote Max...even though he's such a nice guy and all.

But Joaquin's getting a bit shitty with Joe I think. Joe never wants to be the one to make the call in a group chat, so he's all 'whatever you wanna do bro' when we're talking about posting Max as the target in our Amigo chat. Joaq comes back at him with this lmao

This is an equal alliance, Joseph. You expressed earlier that you think it would be a good idea to post, I would be more than happy if you did.

I gotta calm these niggas