Asmat Tribe

Hey Joe,

Another round another loss... it must be frustrating, but it is what it is.
What isn't working for Asmat? And what is your tribe going to do to make sure that you win tomorrow night?

Missy seemed confident at tribal, but ended up going. What did you expect to happen? Were you at all surprised, or did you expect it to go down the way it did? How does this vote-off impact your game?

Have you started making any plans for the remainder of the game? Who are you wanting to work with long-term? Who needs to go?

Good luck for this next round!

Confessional 78

"We're gonna have to step it up to 420.69% in the next challenge. We can't afford another loss. If we do lose, however -- I told Drew I'd put some good word in for him, so I'll definitely push for Reed to go home. I just hope we win, honestly... And perhaps that asshole Dan can go home."

Confessional 79

"Coming into tribal-council, I 100% called the vote. It ended up being 5 votes Missy and 2 votes Drew. Missy voted Drew and I voted Drew, because the girls wanted me to in case Missy had an idol. Fortunately, she didn't, and by jove she's out! WOOHOO! I won't miss you, Missy!"

Confessional 80

"Long-term, I'm working with Jenn, Kelly and So. I really like Drew as well. To go soon? I'd like to see any original Yali out, honestly, just so that we can go into the merge #HazmatAsmat strong. :)"

HI JOE!

#HazmatAsmat is amazing.

Ashley!!! <3 hey!!!

Confessional 81

"If we lose, we have a new gameplan. We're gonna split it 2-2-2 with Jenn and I voting Reed, So and Kelly voting Drew and Drew and Reed voting whomever they want in our alliance. Thankfully, since leaders break ties, So can just immediately take out Reed on the revote. How spectacular! This game is going extremely well for us, and boy; do I love it.

Also, Dan has apparently decided to go full-on asshole by insulting our leader, So, at the challenges. What a wag of a dick, a stain of a toilet-paper... How dare he speak to her like that. I'm starting to question something -- perhaps I was the older brother the whole time? "

Confessional 82

"JOAQUIN!
WINS IMMUNITY!!!

It was a moment of surprise, drama and even disappointment from a few as the hunk grasped his ripped hands 'round that immunity-necklace...


So, let me go back to the beginning. We walked into the challenge-site (Yali were dancing an irish-jig due to Missy's gone-ness), each tribe throwing shade at each other like usual. Then, Jeff declared that the idol-penalty-thing wouldn't mean anything in this challenge, because this was a 'different kind of challenge'. Immediately, looks were exchanged, and I could just tell that everyone, including myself, was thinking: swap. Jeff has an erection for these things... Surely he has a butt-plug with the words 'tribe-swap' carved onto it somewhere in his deep, dark sex-dungeon.

However, surprise surprise, Jeff was feeling a different kind of horny tonight. So, instead of a swap, we got an interesting 'prisoners dilemma' sorta thing. Basically -- once the challenge begins, the first person to post 'Greedy' wins individual-immunity. However, they also send their tribe to tribal-council whilst the other tribe will be immune. If nobody posts within 15 minutes, both tribes go to tribal-council.

Fortunately for us Hasmat Asmats', Joaquin, the drunkard, had a bad day at the bar. I'm guessing some chick rejected his advances. Therefor, wham -- as fast as Usain Bolt, Joaquin grabbed that immunity by the testicles. Whew!

The ladies and I are praying that an original Yali member goes home so that we can have this official Asmat-domination-majority. Our plans are to merge Asmat strong, pagong the remaining Yali, then have our core 4 (Kelly, Jenn, So and I) pick off the other Asmat fuckers until we're down to a mere 4. Then, I guess it's everyone for themselves! In case this is actually the final 4, I need to get close with these ladies. I need them all to want me sitting right at that final tribal-council with them."

Confessional 83

"Risky thing about searching for this dang idol is that people can actually see if you've been looking for it. So, in some cases, it truly isn't worth having that target on your back. My thought process lies here -- if I don't search for it, people won't get suspicious of me.

Another plan is, perhaps when I'm in danger later down the road, furiously looking for that fucker and just spamming the 'submit password' button. Because then, they might not want to vote for me in case Mr. Terrorizing has an idol.

There are honestly a lot of strategies to be thought of with this whole system -- those are 2 weak examples, in fact. Perhaps there aren't any idols? who knows with you asshole hosts. I don't. "