Asmat Tribe

Hey, Joe! Congrats on your very first immunity win today and making it to the final 16!

I also got some Q's for you to A.

1) What do you think would have happened had Yali won immunity again tonight and your tribe had to go back to tribal council? Think you would have been voted out or not?

2) Do you feel that by winning this challenge, your tribe has become more solidified or was this just a lucky win?

3) What do you think about So's rankings? You were ranked #3. Surprised?

4) Enjoy the night off!

Thank you so much, Flicka! <3 I'll answer these in a jiffy, hehe!

Confessional 54

"Would I have been voted-out if we lost? Nah. I doubt it. All I'll say, I think I was as safe as a condom. as far as I know anyways, haha."

Confessional 55

"I think this win proved to us that Yali isn't the tribe that we thought they were before. This is the time in the game where the predators become the predated. Yali are going down after this. Time and time again, we will shock 'em until they're all zapped out. I have faith in this tribe and I believe that we can WIN."

Confessional 56

"In the rankings, being #3 is absolutely PERFECT for me! Not too good to the point where I'll be same as a threat, but not too bad to the point where I'll be a target. thing with me, is I act like good ol' boy Joe, but I'm really one of the biggest antagonists out here. I'm not a pussy -- I'm not afraid to make some big moves and risky plays. I'm called Joey Terrorizing for a reason -- MMA fighters don't earn their titles from nothing, do they?"

I will enjoy the night off. xoxo

Confessional 57

"I'm playing both sides so ridiculously hardcore right now.

So, it's pretty apparent that Kelly is more interested in siding with So, Jenn and Max rather than the 5 amigos, so I'm kind of entertaining that idea -- just trying to make sure that Kel still trusts me and lets me in on all of her strategic plans. You wanna blindside Dan? Heh, no worries darling, I got ya...

If she trusts me, then she will tell me her plans so I can get a better feeling of this game. THAT'S my goal. However, if we lose immunity, I still want Max out. since Kelly seems to be (I love you and I'm sorry that I have to say this) a bit of a pushover and she's too sweet for her own good, it should be easy getting her to vote Max last-second if we ever lose immunity.

I do really like Kelly though -- we've started talking more frequently again. Guess her cold-shouldering me just meant she was busy, hehe."

Confessional 58

"Ahha! I just found a sneaky little glitch in the system. if you click the group names at the bottom of the screen, you can see how many posts each person in that group has.

So, with that, I can dictate the activity of these assholes -- splendid! Apparently, I've posted the most out of anyone in the whole game which is pretty rad. Yali are also a LOT more inactive than us, with our member with the lowest amount of posts (Max with 70-something) having more than most of their members, even.

That changes a lot about the dynamic for sure. shows that Asmat is more dominant socially, haha, that's certain."

Confessional 59

"Today has been one of the quietest, most stress-free days yet out here in Stranded. Kelly's working around camp and throwing her magic little pixie-dust everywhere to enchant everyone (I know your secret Kelly), Dan is snoring his dick off, I'm scheming and everyone else is just... Being everyone else. What a normal day! ^.^

It'll probably change quite quickly, though, knowing how chaotic this tribe is -- and I'm right smack-bang in the middle of this chaotic shit. That's why I'm lucky to not be a sweetie, like Kelly is -- that's why I'm lucky to be Joey Terrorizing. If you're in the middle and strategic, you can really make a mess of the game. You can work some magic-tricks."